World War One Jokes - 5 Hilarious World War One Jokes

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If World War One were a bar fight.

Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint. Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit because there are splashes on its trouser leg. Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view. Britain recomm...

What was the difference between conscription in World War One and conscription in World War Two?

The year.

I found some dusty old boxes in my closet and in them were old family relics. My great-great grandfather's World War One helmet was the first thing I saw...

There was also my grandmother's surgical gear when she was a nurse in the local hospital and countless heirlooms I can't possibly list all of which.

Then, I got to the one that sparked the most memories: My grandfather's most prized collection!!

Every day since January 1st, 1949, he co...

I feel like some of the strategies used in World War One were a little...

Over the Top

Angel: Hi God, what's up?

God: Angel, yeah, come in, come in...

Angel: What do you need?

God: Do you remember World War One?

Angel: Yeah

God: Well, it's been almost a hundred years, I think we're ready for World War Two

Angel: You mean World War Three???

God: World War Two.

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