Did you hear about the Chinese brother's that tried to start a German Empire?
Turns out two Wongs don't make a Reich.
What do you call a German empire with lots of hair?
The Furred Reich
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A Catholic priest, a Protestant pastor and a Jewish rabbi are playing poker
Now, this was back during the times of the German Empire when poker was highly illegal and the police was quite antisemitic. And as bad luck would have it, a raid happens. They can get rid of the cards, but it's still kind of obvious what's going on.
"Confess! You have been playing poker!" ...