Moses reaches the bottom of Mt. Sinai, gathers the people together, and says, "Alright everyone, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that I got him down to 10."
"The bad news is adultery stays."
A conversation between God and Moses at the top of Mt. Sinai.....
God: And remember Moses, in the laws of keeping Kosher, never cook a calf in its mother's milk.
Moses: Ohhhhhh! So you are saying we should never eat milk and meat together.
God: No, what I'm saying is, never cook a calf in its mother's milk.
Moses: Oh, Lord forgive my ignora...
A woman calls the reception of Mount Sinai Hospital ....
A woman, calling Mount Sinai Hospital, said, "Hello, I want to know if a patient is getting better."
The voice on the other end of the line said, "What is the patient's name and room number?"
She said, "Yes, darling! She's Sarah Finkel, in Room 302."
He said, "Oh, yes. Mrs. Fink...
Moses comes down from Mt. Sinai
So Moses comes down from Mt. Sinai with two tablets of stone in his hands and speaks to his people: "Okay folks, I got some goods news and some bad news. Good news first: I got him down to ten. The bad news: Adultery is still in."
A sweet grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital.
She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator said "I'll be glad to help, Dear. What's the name and room number?"
The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Holly Finkel, room 302."
The Operator replied, "Let...
The digit seven
A humorous answer to why handwritten digit 7 is commonly written stricken (I've recently read this joke in Russian and made a translation).
When Moses gathered the people at the Mount Sinai, started reading out the 10 commandments and reached the No. 7 (which reads "Thou shalt not commit ...
Mr. Smith climbed to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asked the Lord.. "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replied, "A minute."
Smith asked, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replied, "A pen...
A man was standing behind his wife waiting to be seated in a crowded church.
The sermon had started before they arrived. As they slowly made their way down the aisle looking for a seat the preacher spoke, "Who was it that spoke to Moses a top Sinai?". The man poked his wife with the pencil he was carrying and she blurted out "GOD!" in a startled manner. "Yes!" said t...
Moses was sent by the Israelites...
to the top of Mount Sinai to negotiate with God over the commandments. After a month of intense discussion, an exhausted Moses came down with a list of 200 commandments.
The Israelites, however, weren't happy with this, and sent him back up to negotiate a better deal.
A week later, a ...
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A call from the hospital
A man comes home from work, and as he's opening the door, he hears the phone ringing. He puts down his toolbox, and picks up the receiver.
"Hello?" "Hello, is this Steve Sanders?" "Yes, it is..." "Hello, Mr. Sanders. I regret to have to tell you that your wife has been in an awful ca...