...so of course, as the deal goes, he gets his three wishes from the Genie inside the lamp.
"For my first wish, I want to be a prince", the man says.
The Genie nods. "Yes, yes. That can easily be arranged."
"For my second wish, I want to live in luxury, the most beautiful cas...
In Sarajevo hospital, at intensive care unit, a patient would die every single Friday at exactly 11 PM, in the very same bed, no matter what their medical condition may have been.
Doctors became extremely worried because they couldn't determine causes of their deaths.
Time passed on a...
A German meets a fairy who is stuck in thorns
It said: Can you help me? The German answered: What do I get? The fairy said: You will have a wish fulfilled! So the German helps her and wished to be a prince who lives in a great castle with an beautiful princess. Then he falls asleep. When he wakes up, a beautiful princess is looking ...
A man catches a goldfish...
The goldfish tells the man:
'Look, I'm going to be straight forward with you. You can let me go right now and receive a wish. But just so you know, I'm not like those other goldfish... I grant only 1 wish, and you better pick wisely, because sometimes, people are better off without their ...
A man stumbles upon a magic lamp
A man stumbles upon a magic lamp. Intrigued by his discovery, he proceeds to rub the lamp and before his very eyes, a genie appears.
"I have finally been released from my slumber and now I shall grant you three wishes in return. choose wisely!" The genie says.
The man considers his de...
A guy with bad luck goes fishing and catches a golden fish
This might work better at /r/dadjokes since my dad told me this one but what the hell
So the fish says to him that he would usually get 3 wishes,but since he has such bad luck he gets one, so he starts thinking about what to wish for and he says to the fish: "I wanna be a prince!" and the fis...
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She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back
Look's like she's been dunking for apples in a chip pan
Had more hands up her than Sooty!
She's got a face like a dog lickin piss off a nettle
It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!