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Wookie Jokes

Han Solo ordered a steak in the shape of a Wookie.

He sent it back to the kitchen because it was a little chewy.

To celebrate Star Wars we baked some "Wookie Cookies".

They were a little on the Chewy side.

Two stormtroopers were eating wookie steak...

One said to the other, "How's the steak?". The other replied, "It's a little Chewie..."

How did the baby Wookie taste?

Good, but it was a little chewy.

Did you know that Wookies can't smoke?

But they can *chewbacca*

May the Fourth be with you

What do you call a half-wookie and half-sheep hybrid?

A Chew*baahaaahh*cca

I tried Wookie curry for the first time last night

The flavour was alright but the meat was a bit chewy.

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie.

(Edit: Wookiee***)

Why did the sarlac not like eating wookies?

It always found them a little chewy.

My whole life I thought Chewbacca was an ewok

Wookie mistake.

What's the worst part about eating a tiny Wookie?

It's a little chewie.

Anyone ever tried wookie steaks?

Apparently they're a bit chewie

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Wookie jerky wouldn’t be too bad

It’d just be a little Chewy

What do you call a Wookie war-cry on the London Underground?

Tube-haka

What do you get when you roll Chewbaca in Hershey's kisses?

A chocolate chip Wookie




Or both your arms ripped off

On Kashyyyk, Chewbacca's homeworld, would amateur junior-level warriors be called Rookie Wookies?

:)

Of course Chewie would get angry when he loses a game!

He makes Wookie mistakes!

Why was Chewbacca a terrible pilot?

What do you expect, he was just a wookie

Did you know that Chewbacca wrecked the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?

It was a wookie mistake.

May the 4th be with you!

I used to confuse Star Wars with Star Trek.

It was a Wookie mistake.

The first time Chewbacca tried to fly a ship, he pulled gear lever instead of break lever.

A Wookie mistake.

Did you know that Chewbacca's brother Pannubacca died when Princess Leia's home planet was destroyed?

Pannub, as his friends called him, had never had much luck with the ladies and was horribly shy due to his terribly crooked teeth. After years of loneliness Pannub decided to do something about his problem and flew to Leia's planet, which everyone knows was well known for their excellent orthodontis...

Even though I'm a nerd, I don't really embrace the notion of complete and perfect knowledge of canon, but I'll admit I was pretty embarrassed when I lost all credibility in a discussion on Chewbacca when I inadvertently spelled it with a K.

It was a Wookie mistake.

What would happen if you cut Chewbacca off in traffic?

He Wookiee your car!

You Might be a Redneck Jedi If…

* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a...

Jonathon Ross forgot to record the new Star Wars film...

What a wookie mistake

Why is Chewbacca considered a pro?

Because he doesn't make wookie mistakes.

Why is Chewbacca bad at shooting blasters?

He's a Wookie.

I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca...

It was a Wookie mistake

What do you call Chewbacca's wrongdoings?

Wookie mistakes

What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in his fur?

Chocolate chip wookie.

A Father tells his son a joke

Dad: Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he rode it

Son: Why??

Dad: Because he made a Wookie mistake

Son: That’s the best joke I’ve ever heard Hans down

Why was Chewbacca so happy after his son's first baseball season?

He got Wookie of the year.

Since its may the 4th, I decided to watch the classic Star Wars trilogy with my girlfriend.

First time she ever saw Chewbacca, and she thought he was an Ewok... ... ...

Classic wookie mistake.

(Oldie, but never gets olde)

Chewbacca was young and playing in a sports team, but he wasn't doing all that well...

He's still a Wookie after all.

Chewbacca was tall and strong.

If he had played sports, I'm sure he would have been Wookie of the Year!

You guys see that new hairy guy who started last week?? Moving slow, bad temper, and you can't understand a word he's saying..

C'mon guys, take it easy on him.. He'll get it soon enough, he's still just a Wookie..

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Why was Chewbacca sent to the principal's office?

Cuz he was caught skipping class and playing wookie.........

(I'll see myself out now)

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Late one night, Han and Leia are hanging out getting a bit drunk....

when Leia starts bitching about never being able to understand Chewy. Han, fed up with Leia's attitude replied.....

"look princess, there's nothing I can do about it, that's just the way the wookie mumbles"

What website do you go to in order to find the plans to the Death Star?

Wookie Leaks

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot.

I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Luke chided Han for blaming Chewbacca when everyone got caught in the tree net on the forest moon of Endor.

But let's be honest: it *was* a Wookie mistake.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers)

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?
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Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Today my friend met Chewbacca...

...she said he was "A big stupid fur ball." So he picked her up ripped of her arms and threw her out of a window. I mean everyone knows not to insult Chewbacca like that.
She made a Wookie Mistake.

Han, Luke, Obi Wan and Chewie begin there journey to the Death Star aboard the Falcon...

... immediately Chewbacca begins to emit a low, growling whisper - clearly trying to indicate something to his shipmates

Obi Wan: I can't hear a word he's saying
Luke: Yeah, Han, can't you tell your friend to speak up a bit?

Han: Sorry guys.. thats just how the Wookie mumbles

Chewbacca has started a website that gives out all of the Empire's secrets...

Wookieeleaks

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