I wanted to describe my girlfriend's aesthetic, but "big tiddy goth gf" seemed too disrespectful.
So now I say she's a wiccan thick'n ready for a dickin'.
TIL that Neopagans love "Safety Dance"
I say, Wiccan dance, Wiccan dance Everything is out of control Wiccan dance, Wiccan dance We're doing it from pole to pole Wiccan dance, Wiccan dance Everybody look at your hands Wiccan dance, Wiccan dance Everybody's taking the chance
I have this friend who went to Yale.
I have this friend who went to Yale. Maybe you've met him? Really bushy beard, went back to school get a doctorate in sculpture? Anyway. He just gave me his entire collection of carved blackbirds. I was stunned because not only are these some of the most well-crafted sculptures I've ever seen, but h...
What do you call a witchy DJ?
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It is tough being a horny pagan with no regular religious holidays...
... because all you can look forward to is getting the Wiccans off.