Cults Jokes - 9 Hilarious Cults Jokes

What’s the difference between churches and cults?

Tax exempt status

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Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

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How are girlfriend like cults?

You have to prove your devotion before you're welcomed into the folds.

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Avoid dangerous cults.

Practice safe sects.

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Why did the Satanic cults’ feet hurt?

They sold their soles to the devil.

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What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

Most people are willing to admit that cults are dangerous.

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My wife hates the study of cults that worship the rear end.

But personally, I love butt sects.

My friend was trying to argue why cults are actually good for society.

He said to consider the following.

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A friend joined a weird cult

She found this weird offshoot of Scientology that has a guru named Evannnnn at the top. Their deal is to go through mental training to increase concentration; to try to become super human like Evannnnn. The cult can sell her a little box (damned expensive!) she will strap to her head that synchron...

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