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Cults Jokes

What’s the difference between churches and cults?

Tax exempt status

Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

How are girlfriend like cults?

You have to prove your devotion before you're welcomed into the folds.

Avoid dangerous cults.

Practice safe sects.

Why did the Satanic cults’ feet hurt?

They sold their soles to the devil.

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

Most people are willing to admit that cults are dangerous.

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My wife hates the study of cults that worship the rear end.

But personally, I love butt sects.

My friend was trying to argue why cults are actually good for society.

He said to consider the following.

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A friend joined a weird cult

She found this weird offshoot of Scientology that has a guru named Evannnnn at the top. Their deal is to go through mental training to increase concentration; to try to become super human like Evannnnn. The cult can sell her a little box (damned expensive!) she will strap to her head that synchron...

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