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Satanic Jokes

If you play a Windows Vista disc backwards, you can hear satanic chanting...

...what's worse, if you play it forwards, it installs Vista.

How much does a satanic ritual weigh?

Ignoring the candles, 5 grams

What do you call a satanic bone?

A blasfemur!

Why did the Satanic cults’ feet hurt?

They sold their soles to the devil.

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Did you know that if you play the first Nickleback album backwards, you get a satanic message?

What's worse is that if you play it forward, you get Nickleback.

I joined a Satanic cult the other day.

Just for the hell of it.

Me and my friends conducted a satanic ritual at school.

Nothing happened. It's almost as if demons and the underworld don't exist and are just a marketing ploy for movies and religions... regardless of that we're kinda stumped on what to do with the dead body we sacrificed.

They say if you play the new Luke Bryan song backwards, you will hear a Satanic message. But that's not the worst part

...if you play it forwards, you'll hear the new Luke Bryan song.

When you listen to rock backwards you hear satanic messages, what do you get when you listen to country music backwards?

Your wife back, your life back, and your dog back.

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