Wettest Jokes

The octopussy.

Unless, of course, you're into that kind of shit.

He’s a very powerful man and he must be respected.

When he gets out of his car everybody cheer.

When he walks up the steps shout, ‘again! again!again!’.

Finally, when he’s in the classroom chant his name”.

The president gets out of the car and steps on shit.

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One time while riding the monorail at Disneyland, I let out the loudest, wettest, deepest and almost foul smelling fart I have ever ripped in my life. There are no words in the English language that can describe the absolute rancidity of this fart. It was so putrid that actual green gas was visible ... read more

A boy, named Jimmy, is meeting his girlfriend's family for the first time. He especially wants to impress the father.

He ends up sitting on the porch with the father and the family dog, Rover, with the pooch sitting under his chair. The conversation carries on for a little bit until it dies d... read more

“I only have one complaint” she says.
“Every morning, right after he wakes up, he rolls over and lets out the wettest, most stomach turning fart. I keep telling him he’s going to fart his guts out and asking him to stop but he just laughs and farts again the next day.”
Her friend, a butchers w... read more