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Weeping Willow Jokes

Why was the Weeping Willow sad?

She watched a sappy movie.

What is the scientific name of a Weeping Willow?

Mourning Wood

A teenage boy takes a quadriplegic girl on a date to dinner and the movies. At the end of the night out, he drives her back home and they start making out in his car.

He tells the girl he feels uncomfortable doing this where her parents could come outside and catch them in the act. She says not to worry because she has a place they can go.

So he helps her in her chair and she tells him to wheel her into the backyard. When they get in the back, she shows hi...

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

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