I just got a trophy for the world's weakest muscles!

What trophy?

Dystrophy

What is the weakest part of a car?

The nut holding the steering wheel.

What is the weakest vegetable?

My brother Jim

I'm the weakest in my Asian family

They call me weak-Ling

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

What's the weakest thing in the world?

Jennifer Lawrence's icloud password.

An engineer, physicist, and mathematician have been imprisoned.

At some point, the warden realizes that the three men haven't been fed in a while. He accompanies an officer to check up on them. The warden and officer arrive at the first cell that contained the engineer. To their astonishment, the cell was empty and the wall had a hole in it.

"How is that ...

Last election, I voted for the party with the red colour

I don’t know why, but the blue party was just one of the most unappealing, disgusting political parties I had ever seen, with the weakest leader ever. The policies they presented were going to basically ruin everything I had.



I voted for Justin Trudeau.

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Why I changed my name

Well, for my story to make any sense, I need to clarify that I'm somewhat of a celebrity in my country. I think even internationally people have heard about me, though I'm not too sure about it (fortunately the people who know about me also tend to be technologically a bit behind the curve, so you d...

The buffalo theory of beer joke

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the...

A Statistician, a Physicist, a Mathematician are stuck inside of a demolished building.

A Statistician, a Physicist, a Mathematician are stuck inside of a demolished building.

They find 3 cans of canned beans to survive for the day. They soon realize that they don't have a can opener to open the cans.

In a hurry, the Statistician continuously hits the can on the wall to b...

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Last animals on earth

A lion and his friends, a wolf and a mouse, are the last animals on earth.

The lion says "i'm really hungry, we need to find something to eat"

The wolf replies "we should eat the weakest one here"

The mouse looks at the wolf and says "i swear if you go anywhere near the lion, i'...

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