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What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?

A cherry float.

How do you make a waterbed more bouncy

You add spring water

Big families are like waterbed stores...

They used to be everywhere, now they’re just weird.

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My parents conceived me on a waterbed

Which explains my fear of drowning, while my parents are having sex

Me and my wife of 20 years bought a waterbed last year.

I call it The Dead Sea.

An old lady walks into a brothel

An old lady walks into a brothel looking to pay for some old fashioned good times. The clerk at the desk says they offer three rooms for service.
The first room is just a cement floor for 25$
The second room has a normal bed for 50$
The third room has a waterbed for 100$
After thin...

A man walks into a pharmacy

A man walks in to a pharmacy &, after several minutes, walks up to the woman behind the counter.
She asked, "How can I help you?"
The man replied, "I need to speak to a male pharmacist."
The woman responded with, "I'm sorry. My sister & I run this pharmacy. There are no males emplo...

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