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There has been a string of unsolved futon robberies in my town recently.

Police think the criminals…are currently laying low.
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Two guys moving a futon to the 100th floor(this is a joke in my native language idk how good it can be translated)

Two guys moving a futon to the 100th floor.

At the 25th floor:
1st guy: T..th...
2nd guy: Tell me when we arrive

At the 50th floor:
1st guy:T..thi...
2nd guy: Tell me when we arrive we dont have time

At the 100th floor:
2nd guy: So what did u want to tell me?
1...
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What's the difference between a futon and a photon?

One is kinda heavy and the other's really light.
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What’s the difference between a futon and a crouton?

One’s a little sofa bed, the other a little floater bread.
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What type of particles does an IKEA emit?

Futons
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What do you do when you really need to buy a bed?

Put your futon the gas.
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