It's just that I also have a load of laundry to do.
I've got washboard abs.
But unfortunately there is a load of laundry sitting on the washboard.
The greatest invention
A local reporter was interviewing people asking them what they thought the greatest invention in the 20th century was. The first gentleman said it was the television, he could watch live football and nothing was better than that. A housewife said it was the washing machine, she didn't have t...
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A woman is traveling in an airplane..
All of a sudden the airplanes engine stalls. "The plane is going down. I repeat, the plane is going down!" The Pilot announces,
The woman starts to panic. "No! No! I can't die like this! I've been single for 15 years! I need a man to make me feel like a woman one last time!"
A very han...