My friend and I saw a pair of clogs.

They said, "I think those go on your feet."

I said, "you would say that, wooden shoe."

A doctor's toilet gets clogged up

He calls a plumber. Plumber shows up, unclogs the toilet and gives the doctor bill for $200.

Doctor: $200? For 15 minutes worth of work? That's $800 an hour! I'm a top neurosurgeon in this city, 15 years of medical school, 3 years of residence, and even I don't make $800 an hour!

Plum...

(Navy Joke) why do chiefs hate kidney stones ?

It clogs the P ways

Someone asked me the other day, "What's with those clogs you keep wearing?" I replied,

"Wooden shoe like to know."

What happened to the inventor of the inflatable shoe?

He popped his clogs.

If you could make shoes out of wood you'd be...

A clever clogs, wooden shoe!

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original.
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An eccentric dutch inventor whom invented inflatable shoes has died.

A member of the family said it was only a matter of time until he popped his clogs.

My blonde friend Charlene phones me up to ask for help with her jigsaw puzzle

I said "Surely, you can manage a simple jigsaw puzzle without needing help?"
She said "No honesty, it's really hard. The pieces are quite similar. I've been working on it night and day for a week and I've got nowhere"
I said "what's the picture of?"
"She said "It's a cartoon chicken."
I ...

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A man dies and goes to Heaven where he is greeted at the gates by St. Peter...

Who tells that man, "I am very sorry but I cannot let you through the gates of heaven."

The man who was taken aback replies, "But I have lived my life by the book, done everything I should when I should and have been a good honest god fearing man! Being a school janitor is a thankless job an...

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

A Dutch man goes to a cobbler

Wanting his wooden clogs fixed.

“What’s wrong with them?” asks the shop owner.

“Well you see,” says the Dutchman, “these are my work boots. They’re getting worn out and have some holes in them. Could you fix them up?”

The owner had never fixed wooden shoes, but he figured it ...

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.


^^They're ^^also ^^both ^^in ^^a ^^barrel ^^in ^^my ^^garage.

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