Clogs Jokes

He calls a plumber. Plumber shows up, unclogs the toilet and gives the doctor bill for $200.

Doctor: $200? For 15 minutes worth of work? That's $800 an hour! I'm a top neurosurgeon in this city, 15 years of medical school, 3 years of residence, and even I don't make $800 an hour!

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They said, "I think those go on your feet."

I said, "you would say that, wooden shoe."

He heard that everyone has so many clogs.

"Wooden shoe like to know."

Because it destroys clogs.

It clogs the P ways

He popped his clogs.

Wanting his wooden clogs fixed.

“What’s wrong with them?” asks the shop owner.

“Well you see,” says the Dutchman, “these are my work boots. They’re getting worn out and have some holes in them. Could you fix them up?”

The owner had never fixed wooden shoes, but he figured it ... read more

A member of the family said it was only a matter of time until he popped his clogs.

A clever clogs, wooden shoe!

I said "Surely, you can manage a simple jigsaw puzzle without needing help?"
She said "No honesty, it's really hard. The pieces are quite similar. I've been working on it night and day for a week and I've got nowhere"
I said "what's the picture of?"
"She said "It's a cartoon chicken."
I ... read more

Clogs.