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what do you call a pair of scratchy balls

testickles

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Cleetus had a embarrassing disease

So he went to the doctor:

" Sho doc, I have this scratchy in me parts and I was thinking you may have some midicin to you know get thi old junk back on health"

The doctor examined him and diagnosed with an STD, he gave him some suppositories

" Alright Mr thoothill, this supposi...

What would the Simpsons do...

If their clothes were itchy and scratchy?

Little Johnny !!!!

Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice, luxurious toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a couple of weeks later, it wasn't in the bathroom.
Little Johnny asked his Grandma, “Gran, what happened to the toilet brush I gave you?”
“Darling, I'm sorry but I just di...

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Sandpaper Sally

A man wants to get his son something very special for his 18th Birthday, so he decides he will make his son a man by buying him a hooker. He goes to his buddies and asks them if they know of a good escort service. They give him a catalog but tell him whatever you do, do not pick Sandpaper Sally.
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