Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon? (OC)

Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Bragging Doctors

Doc 1 bragged, "I had a patient once who blew out his ACL & MCL. I reconstructed his knee, and 2 years later he completed the Boston marathon."

Doc 2 replied, "That's nothing! I had a patient who was in a head-on collision with a truck. I reconstructed virtually all of his joints and more...

A man promised the mob that he would kick a duck in the mouth.

However the day before he torn his ACL and wasn't able to extend his leg. Panicked, he called his friend and asked him to do it for him. His friend sighed and agreed to help remarking: "Fine, I'll foot the bill."

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