Waived Jokes

Grew up with very large ears and have always been conscious of them.

Couldn’t afford to get Otoplasty so I signed up for an experimental procedure that involved growing a new pair of ears on my body which would replace the old ones with a much more affordable surgical “cut and stitch” proced... read more

And St. Peter says, "We're pretty full, so we're making people pass additional tests. I know this is going to sound weird, but God has been hanging out with Chuck Yeager this week, and he's only letting in people who have a connection to Jets." All three sets of eyes light up.

Sondheim step... read more

A Jedi apprentice was sitting in a local cantina as a pretty young lady came strolling in. She walks up to the bar and asks if the seat next to him was taken, to which he replied "no, it's all yours if you'd like to take a seat" they get to talking a little bit and he asks her "may i buy you a drink... read more

Just a few miles from the party, the police had setup a DUI checkpoint, but since this was a cab, they waived it through and I made it home safely.

This was a huge relief because I have never driven a cab before. They handle just like regular cars.

Last night I went to a Holiday party. I had a few beers, followed by a few more beers, followed by a few shots of Southern Comfort. Then a few pinnacle upside down cake drinks, which led to vodka on the rocks! That's when I decided to do what I have never done before: I took a cab home. Sure enough,... read more

The townspeople of Runnia are convinced that he was the murderer of Barth F. Bradley, the local butcher. Though there is not much evidence of the claim, a witness claims he saw the old man leave Bradley's shop on the night of the murder. The townspeople, who were always suspicious of strangers, cons... read more