A scientist and a hooker walk into a bar...

But find that they can't open the door due to an over-saturation of priests, rabbis, lawyers, and Irishmen inside.

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New metals are added to chemistry

A new metal is added to chemistry:

• NAME

- Husband

• SYMBOL:

- Hb

• ATOMIC WEIGHT:

1. Light when found first
2. Tends to get heavier over the years with time

• PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Boils at any time with inlaws
2. Can...

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