I was just telling my friend about a sporting event that had a hundred times more viewers than the Superbowl.
It was called the Hyperbole.
A television crew comes to the farm to make an interview with the shephard about his daily routine.
"Our viewers would like to know what a regular day here on the countryside looks like. Can you start right from the beginning?" Asks the reporter.
"Oh, yeah sure." starts the shephard, "So first I wake up, but I really don't wanna so I take a sip of my brandy to start off my day. Then I have ...
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"Your happiest memory.."
A TV crew is shooting a documentary in a rural and mountainous area and they decide to interview oldest man in the village. The reporter asks him: "John, please explain to our viewers at home what your happiest memory is, as a man who has lived in this remote village all his life...
Netflix has asked viewers to please stop referring to Ted Bundy as "Hot"
As he was electrocuted in 1989, they are fairly certain he has cooled off by now.
Here is something most of r/Jokes viewers won't get:
What did the werewolf youtuber ask his viewers to do?
I heard Disney is making a princess that's more pc to viewers.
She's said to resemble Rapunzel. Except instead of letting down her hair, she lets down everyone in her life.
A high school girl decides she wants extra cash to buy clothes
She walks all over town trying to find a job for someone her age. She meets three men.
The first man is short, stocky, and has a red beard. He offers her a job gutting fish. She wrinkles her pretty nose and says no thank you, I don’t like the smell.
The second man has a purple jumpsui...
Why do late night comedians skew left wing?
Because the right wing viewers have to work in the morning.
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The French fencer
There once was a famous French fencer. He learned how to fence at a young age and honed his skills over time, his prowess with the foil unmatched in all of France. After defeating all French contenders, he moved on to defeat fencers in nearby countries, eventually becoming the best in Europe. As his...
The Coronavirus has shut down theater
Due to social distancing, the Shakespearean Theater Company had to cancel all of their live shows. Before self-quarantining, they decided to do one last performance of Romeo and Juliet and livestream their production over the internet. In order to reach a wide audience, they advertised there show o...
The TV Healer
Grandpa and Grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers at home wanted to be healed, place one hand on the television set and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed.
Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television set...
I sent recently sent Reddit a joke about receiving parcels. Half of the viewers said they didn't get it. Must've been a problem with the delivery.
One day, workers at a hospital noticed something very peculiar.
Everyday Tuesday, at approximately 11:24 pm, whichever patient was lying in bed 3 in room 152 would inexplicably die, no matter what condition they were in. This phenomenon went on for sometime, baffling scientists and doctors all over the world and starting many conspiracy theories centered on the...
A Tv-crew is sent to interview a farmer before the election.
"Could you please share with our viewers, how has the past year been for you?"
"Well, you know I can't complain. I had a very good harvest of wheat, so my family definitely won't go hungry. My vegetable patches brought in amazing organic crops, I was able to sell those at a good profit. And ...