A gerund, infinitive, and a past participle walk into a bar.

Drinking, to drink, to get drunk

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A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the pass...

I once dated an English teacher

But when she saw my dangling participle, she was afraid I would split her infinitive.

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