We were asked the past tense of think in a test today.

So i thought, i thought, and i write thunk.

The past tense of William Shakespeare

Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

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Now that Trump has been banned from Twitter, we finally learned the past tense of the verb "Tweet."

Twat

If Yeet is the "present tense", and Yote is the "past tense",

Then the "future tense" sould be Yet, as it's "yet" to happen.

I used to talk in past tense

I still do, but I used to too

Actually, the past tense is "hanged", as in "he hanged himself"

Sorry about your Dad, though

Me being a hitman makes people tense..

Past tense.

An English Class

Sentence: I live in Czechia.

"What is the verb in this sentence?"

"Umm... live?"

"Great, now how do we say this sentence in past tense?"

"Umm... I live in Czechoslovakia?"

Teacher: "Class, I am going to test you on tenses today." She point to John and says "John, if I say 'I am beautiful', what tense is it?"

John stands up, gives the teacher a perplexed look and after thinking nice and hard says "Well, it obviously is past tense."

A student got home from school and his mum asked him how the test went.

He said it was easy but one question held him up. The mother asked what the question was.
" They asked what the past tense of think was" the boy answered. "So what did you write?" the mother asked.

"I thought and thought and thought until I finally wrote thinked"! The boy replied.

James and John were given a question from their teacher to which they had to answer

Their question was to write the past tense of a sentence

โ€œThe boy has a coldโ€

James wrote โ€œThe boy had a coldโ€

John wrote โ€œThe boy had had a coldโ€ because it is grammatically correct to say โ€˜had hadโ€™ back to back

The teacher looked at the two answers and proceeded to mark...

A mother is cooking dinner when she hears her son come back from school...

"How was you English test today?" She asked

"It was easy except I had trouble on this one difficult question"

"What did it ask?" The mother replied

"It asked for the past tense of think"

"What did you answer it as?" The mother says.

"I couldn't really figure it out...

The worst drug in the world

is the one people use incorrectly as past tense form of the verb to drag.

How to get laid??

1. Lay on bed.
2. Wait two hours.
3. Lay becomes past tense.

You canโ€™t have run through a campfire

You would have ran past tense

That just makes a lot of sense

Did you know that the past tense of the word "read" is Reddit?

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Fascinate

Teacher: Can anyone use the word "fascinate" in a sentence?

Billy: I was fascinated by the sunrise.

Teacher: Good, but "fascinated" is past tense. Can anyone else try?

Suzie: It was fascinating to see the flowers grow.

Teacher: Good, Suzie, but you added an "ing" at the ...

Son comes home after giving an exam.

Dad: So, how was the exam?

Son: I knew all the answers, but one question got me confused.

Dad: What was the question?

Son: Well, the question was 'What's the past tense of *think*? '. I didn't know the answer, so I thought and thought and finally wrote *thank*.

English Exam

Two boys were in a class taking an English exam. **After Exam** Boy 1: What took you so long to finish the test? Boy 2: Well, I got stuck in a question, it was "What is the past tense of think?". So I *thought*, *thought*, and *thought*, but I gave up and wrote thinked.

Two middle aged women are in Boston's fish market on Friday.

"I come here every Friday to get scrod!"

"I do too, but I didn't know it has a past tense."

Carrot Stuck....

Is the past tense of Carrot Stick.

Unfortunately, my wife did not appreciate this as she was gesturing to her throat and coughing.

Student and Teacher conversations

Teacher: John, give me a sentence starting with " I ".
John: I is...
Teacher: No, John. Always say, "I am."
John: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
John: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
John: Mayb...

If you were stressed out yesterday

Does that make you past tense?

Compilation of short "jokes"

โ˜ There should be TL;DRs on Terms and Conditions

โ˜ I never click the top Google result if it's an advert even if it's exactly what I want

โ˜ The amount of battery left on my phone is proportional to how hard I've been working that day

โ˜ Smart watches should be able to delete your...

A son gets home from his English quiz...

and sees his mom at house.

"How did you do?" she asked,

"It was easy but question 5 confused me," he said.

"What was it?" said his mom.

"The question wanted the past tense of 'think.' I thought and thought and thought and finally came up with 'thinked.'"

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Dictate...

A teacher asks the class, "Can anyone use the word 'dictate' in a sentence?" One kid responds, "Hitler was a mean dictator." The teacher says, "Very good, but we're not learning the word 'dictator,' just 'dictate'." Another student pipes up, "The secretary typed while the boss dictated!" The tea...

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