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Past Tense Jokes

Actually, the past tense is "hanged", as in "he hanged himself"

Sorry about your Dad, though

what’s the past tense of seesaw?

is it seensaw or sawsaw?

If Yeet is the "present tense", and Yote is the "past tense",

Then the "future tense" sould be Yet, as it's "yet" to happen.

The past tense of William Shakespeare

Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

I was taking my English final and they asked “Write the past tense of ‘Think'”.

I thought and thought about this for ages.

Eventually, I went for ‘Thunk’.

A mother is cooking dinner when she hears her son come back from school...

"How was you English test today?" She asked

"It was easy except I had trouble on this one difficult question"

"What did it ask?" The mother replied

"It asked for the past tense of think"

"What did you answer it as?" The mother says.

"I couldn't really figure it out...

I used to talk in past tense

I still do, but I used to too

Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses.

Now, if I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it?


Student: Obviously it is the past tense.

How do you refer to someone who got over their anxiety?

Past tense

(OC) A Killer Dies, And Meets His Victim In The Afterlife...

The killer stares awkwardly at the victim, the victim stares back. Unsure what to do, the killer finally says, "Well... This feels pretty tense."

The victim replies, "Oh, we're past tense."

How to get laid??

1. Lay on bed.
2. Wait two hours.
3. Lay becomes past tense.

Me being a hitman makes people tense..

Past tense.

Teacher: "Class, I am going to test you on tenses today." She point to John and says "John, if I say 'I am beautiful', what tense is it?"

John stands up, gives the teacher a perplexed look and after thinking nice and hard says "Well, it obviously is past tense."

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Fascinate

Teacher: Can anyone use the word "fascinate" in a sentence?

Billy: I was fascinated by the sunrise.

Teacher: Good, but "fascinated" is past tense. Can anyone else try?

Suzie: It was fascinating to see the flowers grow.

Teacher: Good, Suzie, but you added an "ing" at the ...

You can’t have run through a campfire

You would have ran past tense

The worst drug in the world

is the one people use incorrectly as past tense form of the verb to drag.

Son comes home after giving an exam.

Dad: So, how was the exam?

Son: I knew all the answers, but one question got me confused.

Dad: What was the question?

Son: Well, the question was 'What's the past tense of *think*? '. I didn't know the answer, so I thought and thought and finally wrote *thank*.

If you were stressed out yesterday

Does that make you past tense?

A son gets home from his English quiz...

and sees his mom at house.

"How did you do?" she asked,

"It was easy but question 5 confused me," he said.

"What was it?" said his mom.

"The question wanted the past tense of 'think.' I thought and thought and thought and finally came up with 'thinked.'"

James and John were given a question from their teacher to which they had to answer

Their question was to write the past tense of a sentence

“The boy has a cold”

James wrote “The boy had a cold”

John wrote “The boy had had a cold” because it is grammatically correct to say ‘had had’ back to back

The teacher looked at the two answers and proceeded to mark...

English Exam

Two boys were in a class taking an English exam. **After Exam** Boy 1: What took you so long to finish the test? Boy 2: Well, I got stuck in a question, it was "What is the past tense of think?". So I *thought*, *thought*, and *thought*, but I gave up and wrote thinked.

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Dictate...

A teacher asks the class, "Can anyone use the word 'dictate' in a sentence?" One kid responds, "Hitler was a mean dictator." The teacher says, "Very good, but we're not learning the word 'dictator,' just 'dictate'." Another student pipes up, "The secretary typed while the boss dictated!" The tea...

Student and Teacher conversations

Teacher: John, give me a sentence starting with " I ".
John: I is...
Teacher: No, John. Always say, "I am."
John: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
John: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
John: Mayb...

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