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Trucker is hauling a B-double with three containers full of computer parts.

It's getting on toward dark, and so he stops at a steakhouse for a bite.


The first thing he sees is a sign on the door:


NO THONGS


NO SINGLETS


NO NERDS


MANAGEMENT RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ADMISSION


No nerds? Weird. But whatever...

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A cowboy walks into a saloon

Its empty but for the barkeep.

"Where is everyone?" cowboy asked

"They ran. Hiding. The black rider is coming" said the old man

"Why are they afraid of the black rider, whos he" puzzled cowboy asked

"He will kill any men, women and some say even children that he sees on...

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A cowboy, in the old west, is drinking whiskey at local saloon.

A cowboy, in the old west, is drinking whiskey at a local saloon.

He finishes up and goes outside and finds that his horse is missing.

He swaggers back into the saloon, pulls out his gun and yells "Alright y'all, somebody stole my horse! I am going to have one more whiskey and when I a...

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A student was working on her doctorate in anthropology ...

and researching for her thesis titled “Dichotomous Dystopian Misogyny in Contemporary Central American Folklore”. She traveled to rural Mexico to track down Poncho ‘Two Guns’ Valdez, a mythic bandito of the Central American highlands.


She walked into a bar and asked the bar tender. “Do yo...

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Little Jimmy's Birthday

It was little Jimmy's birthday. And for his birthday present, his mother got him a cowboy costume, complete with a hat, vest, belt with gun holsters, and two fake revolvers. His aunt gave him 5 dollars to go down the street to the ice cream store and get some ice cream.

At the ice cream store...

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Why we need armed guards at McDonalds

Dirty Ernie was about 8 years old and had just gotten a cowboy outfit for his birthday. His mom took him to McDonalds and he wore the suit. He was ordering his happy meal, and the cashier thought he was cute. She asked, "Do you want a dessert, sweetie?"

Ernie pulled out his six-shooter, twirl...

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