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Varys Jokes

Which operating system does Varys run his spy network on?

Unix; it was decided for him.

You know who's the best character in the Game of Thrones show right now?

It *Varys*

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Tyrion devises a cunning plan to invade Westeros...

... but Daenerys, Grey Worm, Missandei, Varys, Yara and Theon are all hesitant about his risky scheme -- so Tyrion says "What, am I the only one with balls around here?"

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

A translated Chinese Joke

*Apologies in advance, as this joke does not translate cleanly. I had to adapt part of it so it could make sense*






A eunuch (think Varys from Game of Thrones) was wandering around town.

Back in ancient China, many high ranking jobs had castration as a requireme...

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