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Westeros Jokes

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A man walks into a bar in Westeros

And the bartender says "stop speaking in third person Jaqen for fuck's sake"

What's in the west of Westeros?

Westestos.

What’s to the east of Westeros?

Westos

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Use a Hordor

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Why is Westeros like a Netflix original?

There's only two seasons and there are years between them.

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Tyrion devises a cunning plan to invade Westeros...

... but Daenerys, Grey Worm, Missandei, Varys, Yara and Theon are all hesitant about his risky scheme -- so Tyrion says "What, am I the only one with balls around here?"

What would be the best way to describe the winter landscape in Westeros?

Stark.

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

Starbucks reached new heights this weekend.

They now have a store in Westeros.

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