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Vampiric Jokes

Vampiric PETA

They are promoting veganism because Secondary consumers taste better than Tertiary consumers!

Who was the most popular vampiric artist?

Vincent Fang Gogh!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Three vampires walk into a vampiric bar...

... they all sit down at the bar and the first vampire says, " I'll take a shot of O-", the bartender gives him his shot

"I'll take a cup of AB+ please" says the second vampire, the bartender gives him his blood and turns to the third vampire

"what do ya want?" asks the bartender
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What's a vampiric hummingbird's favourite drink?

Necktar

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