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Firefly Jokes

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How many Firefly fans does it take to change a light bulb?

They wouldn't. They'd rather spend a decade bitching about how it went out.

Trump kept talking about restoring "law and order."

I don't know about you, but I'd rather vote for a candidate who wants to restore Firefly.

What's the opposite of a firefly?

A waterfall

How do you make a firefly happy?

You cut off its tail. It will be delighted

What happened to the firefly when he backed into a fan?

He was de-lighted.



(This was one of my Dad's favorite jokes)

(Found this one in an old joke book) What did the police officer say to the firefly?

Who glows there?

Two reality TV fans walk into a bar...

Guy 1 says to the other, "What is the least favorite season of your favorite TV show?"

Guy 2 answers, sadly, "Season 1."

Guy 1 asks to Guy 2, "Well,what is your favorite season of your favorite TV show?"

Guy 2 answers, this time cheerfully, "Oh, that's easy. Season 1!"

Gu...

the knights

What is the name of the knight who moonlights as a geologist?

Sir Vey

What is the name of the agreeable knight?

Sir Tenly

What is the name of the Knight who used to be a slave?

Sir Vent

What are the names of the Knights who run the graduation ceremony?
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