What's the opposite of a firefly?

A waterfall

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How many Firefly fans does it take to change a light bulb?

They wouldn't. They'd rather spend a decade bitching about how it went out.

How do you make a firefly happy?

You cut off its tail. It will be delighted

the knights

What is the name of the knight who moonlights as a geologist?

Sir Vey

What is the name of the agreeable knight?

Sir Tenly

What is the name of the Knight who used to be a slave?

Sir Vent

What are the names of the Knights who run the graduation ceremony?
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Two reality TV fans walk into a bar...

Guy 1 says to the other, "What is the least favorite season of your favorite TV show?"

Guy 2 answers, sadly, "Season 1."

Guy 1 asks to Guy 2, "Well,what is your favorite season of your favorite TV show?"

Guy 2 answers, this time cheerfully, "Oh, that's easy. Season 1!"

Gu...

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