My girlfriend constantly suffers from urinary tract infections

I told her she put the uti in cutie.

What did the doctor say to the man with a serious urinary tract infection?

Urine trouble

Hey girl, are you a urinary tract infection?

‘Cuz ur-in-ate out of 10

What did the urologist say when she suddenly discovered a cure for Urinary Tract Infections?

Urethra!

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What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

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