On my first (and so far only) visit to Hawaii, I was staying at a beautiful little cottage outside Hilo. There's a neat little place called Uncle's Awa Club, where they hold a farmer's market, live music, food of all kinds... Right in the lava zone, very remote.
I'd read about one of the boot...
Why did the heavyset mermaid wear a turtleneck?
So you wouldn't sea urchins!