What did the whale say to the barnacle?

I used to think you were just a bottom feeder but now you're starting to grow on me.

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What's the difference between a lobster with big tits and a barnacle covered bus stop?

Ones's a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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The Cruise Joke

A man and his girlfriend are on a cruise, and, one night, the man shows her a ring and asks:

"Darling, will you marry me?"

The girl, who wanted a true demonstration of love, threw the ring into the ocean, and then said:

"If you find it, I'll marry you"

The man, desperatel...

What's saltier than a tuNa?

A barNaCle

Where do fisherman keep their horses

In their BARNacles.

-Made it up today for my little cousin who rolled his eyes. Gf thought it was funny.

Why should you never go drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you’d be a barnacle.

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