What do you call a deer with guerrilla training?

Ram-doe

What did Che Guevara get stuck in his hair?

Guerrilla glue.

What do you call a fight between two ape tribes?

Guerrilla warfare

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A man walks into a bar...

He sits down and orders a drink and looks to the end of the bar to find a giant glass vase filled with hundred dollar bills. He asks the bartender, "What is that big vase of hundreds for?" "Oh that's for our challenge, but nobody can complete it." replies the bar keep. Naturally, the man is curious ...

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