The Pope discussing the existence of god with an out and out atheist
As the discussion goes on it gets more and more heated and at one point the annoyed Pope hollers -
"You are like a man who is totally blindfolded in a dark room looking for a black cat that is not there"
And the fella said, "With all respect, Your Holiness, I think there is a great...
"The car won't start," said a wife to her husband.
"I think there's water in the carburetor."
"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburetor is."
"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I 'm sure there's water in the carburetor."
"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Wher...
It’s a beautiful day on the golf course
A man, mid 40s, white polo shirt, is lining up for his shot on the 10th hole. Just as he enters his backswing a voice comes over the loudspeaker from the clubhouse- “Will the gentleman in the ladies’ tee-box on hole 10 please move back to the men’s tee-box”
Backswing interrupted, the man s...
A deckhand comes up to the pirate captain.
"The cannons be ready, Captain," he reports.
*"Are,"* the captain scornfully replies.