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Scornfully Jokes

"The car won't start," said a wife to her husband.

"I think there's water in the carburetor."

"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburetor is."

"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I 'm sure there's water in the carburetor."

"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Wher...

A man was wandering around a carnival.....

and he happened to see a fortuneteller’s tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.
“Ah...” said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. “I see you are the father of two children.”

“That’s what you think,” said the man scornfully. “I’m the father of THR...

A deckhand comes up to the pirate captain.

"The cannons be ready, Captain," he reports.

*"Are,"* the captain scornfully replies.

It’s a beautiful day on the golf course

A man, mid 40s, white polo shirt, is lining up for his shot on the 10th hole. Just as he enters his backswing a voice comes over the loudspeaker from the clubhouse-
“Will the gentleman in the ladies’ tee-box on hole 10 please move back to the men’s tee-box”

Backswing interrupted, the man s...

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Quit it...

A man was sitting with his wife one morning when he asks "can you go and make me some eggs?" His wife then scornfully replies, "make you own damn eggs!" The man looks to his wife and says "what's the matter?" She then screams "quit treating me like a dog!" To which he wittily replies "then quit acti...

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