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At a wedding

At a wedding, everyone got drunk. The bride's & groom's families wrecked the new reception hall fighting with each other. The police had to break up the fighting._

The next week, both families were in court.

The judge asked, "All right now, what happened?"

John said, "Sir, I...

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Irish Wedding

A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking
the living daylights out of each other. The Police get called in to bre...

The farmer's nagging wife

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully.

From morning til night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something.

The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.
One day, when he was out p...

A boy that lives on a farm is awakened by his mother early in the morning on the weekend.

She tells him he won't get breakfast until he does his chores. One of his chores involves feeding all the animals.

While he was feeding the animals he takes out his aggression on some of them.

He kicks a chicken, flogs a cow, and a pinches a pig.

When he finished his chores his...

Golgatha, And The Romans Have Christ On The Cross

All of Christ's followers are there: Mary Magdalene, Mark, Luke, and Peter, weeping as their savior hangs, dying.
As he consoles Mary, Peter hears Christ's faint voice,"Peter. Peter. Come here..."
Peter goes to Christ, "Yes my Lord?"
But the Roman guards are quick, and they beat Pete...

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