What do you call ten tubas at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call an arrogant tuba player?
What's the difference between God an...
I realized I left my tuba in the car with the doors unlocked...
I raced back as quick as I could and sure enough when I looked inside, there were two tubas.
A symphony is preparing for a concert.
The crowds eagerly await this outdoor performance of the Hallelujah Chorus. However, it's the middle of June, and the heat is terrible. All the flutes, trumpets, and tubas are out of tune. The choir is miserable and sweaty.
Ultimately, they're forced to cancel the performance. It was simply t...