A moth walks in to a podiatrist's office. The podiatrist says "What's the problem?"
The moth says "What's the problem? Where do I begin?
I go to work for Gregory Olynovich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don't even know what I'm doing any more. I don't even know if Gre...
We meet a lot of people in our lives who must be treasured.
You know, locked up in a box and buried underground.
My girlfriend just emailed me a photo of us on our first date together. It's a very treasured memory for me. Problem is, the file wont open on my computer.
I guess I have emotional attachment issues.
In an effort to combat religious bigotry, the leaders of the world's largest religions decided to show solidarity by organizing a world tour, where they would all visit each other in their respective seats of power.
The first stop on the tour was the Vatican where the Pope welcomed the group ...
A monk at a Benedictine monastery lived there for many years,
became well known for his immense learning, and eventually rose to the position of abbot, where he gained access to the monastery’s full archives. He decided to open the archives and begin translating and cataloging it.
So he holed up in the vast library, carefully going through its many rare...