I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home, all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

My buddy gave me a terrible thesaurus.

It was terrible.

I bought the world's worst thesaurus.

Not only is it horrible, but it's very horrible, and worse than that, it's truly horrible. Just horrible!

What do you find if you look up the word thesaurus in a thesaurus?


Someone stole my thesaurus.

I'm so angry. Really angry. Just so angry.

Yesterday I bought the worst thesaurus ever!

Not only is it terrible, it is also terrible!

I've been reading the thesaurus lately

Because the mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

Sorry I know this joke is rubbish

One time at school, I lost my thesaurus.

I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was.

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

A synonym roll.

I bought a new thesaurus today.

It's nothing to write house about.

My new thesaurus is terrible

In fact I'd go as far to say it's terrible.

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A man looses his thesaurus.

He searches all over his house for it. He’s double checked everywhere, but he just can’t find it. Fed up with searching, he decides to ask his family members.

His daughter loves reading books, so he decided to ask her first.

Man: Did you take my thesaurus?

Daughter: ...

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of thesauruses crashed yesterday

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

I typed “ninjas” into thesaurus.com. It said “ninjas cannot be found.”

Well played ninjas, well played.

I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus.

Now I'm impecunious.

Me: Did you steal my thesaurus

Horse: Nope

After reading the thesaurus I have a strong vocabulary of useless synonyms.

They’re unnecessary, worthless and redundant.

Rule number 1 of the thesaurus club:

Never discuss, mention, speak of, or talk about Thesaurus Club.

I swallowed a dictionary

And now I have thesaurus throat I've ever had.

What do you call a dinosaur with many names?

A thesaurus

A Dictionary and a Thesaurus are in a library...

A Dictionary and a Thesaurus are in a library. The librarian who has taken good care of them for years and years is retiring. Understandably, the Dictionary and Thesaurus are both sad.

The Thesaurus says to the Dictionary "I can see how distraught you are."

The Dictionary responds "Yo...

Thesauruses are, for lack of a better word,


I went to the store today to buy a thesaurus..

They had none left. It was just terrible, and terrible.

Man, I hate this new thesaurus I got

I can’t even find the words to describe how useless it is.

I’ve written a theatre production called “Thesaurus.”

It’s a play on words

A thesaurus walks into a bar

, pub, inn, tavern, bistro, watering hole.

People keep telling me to get a thesaurus

But aren't all dinosaurs not existing forever?

I was angry at my roommate for buying a new thesaurus every week

So i told her "Enough is enough!"

Tyrannosaurus: growl

**Thesaurus:** roar, bark, snarl

I ate a dictionary today...

I had thesaurus throat ever.

My son told me that, and I was surprised to see it wasn't a Reddit favorite for reposting

In this day and age, keeping a paper thesaurus around the house is as useless as....

Um....as useless.....as.....um.....

Someone at school stole my thesaurus.

I just can't describe how angry I am.

(Edit: credit to emul4tion for suggesting a tighter version of my original)

The author of what’s been described as “the world’s worst thesaurus” has dismissed the comments.

He’s described the comments as unfair, unfair and unfair.

To whoever stole my thesaurus...

To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person.

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I hate being used as a thesaurus.

A mate just asked another term for "monkey dung" and I went apeshit.

I tried using a thesaurus to find synonyms for useless.

The result was futile.

What's another word for thesaurus?


I’ll give up my thesaurus...

when you pry it from my frosty, frozen, lifeless, stiff extremities.

First Rule of Thesaurus Club:

You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club.

Not only is my new Thesaurus terrible...

but it also died 65 million years ago

My new Thesaurus arrived today, and it's terrible.

And another thing, it's terrible.

Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?

He had an antonym.

What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

I asked my brother why he was taking a dictionary and thesaurus to his theater rehearsal.

He said it was a play on words.

I see your thesaurus joke and raise you mine. Did you here about the truck full of thesauruses that crashed?

Onlookers were shocked, astounded, agape, flabbergasted, and taken aback.

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