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Tragedies Jokes

The US is having so many disasters and tragedies

Youd almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient indian burial grounds.

Edit: Hey thanks for the gold stranger!

What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life ?

Answer:
1. Life sucks
2. Job sucks
3. Wife doesn't

How many Texas cops does it take to save children from an active shooter?

Still under investigation.







Edit: For those who assume I think any part of this situation is funny... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black\_comedy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_comedy). Also who gave me a Wholesome award? That's seriously messed up.

Edit ...

The United States is always being hit with tragedies and crises like a bad curse...

Just as if it was built on top of an ancient Indian burial ground.

Gilbert Gottfried may have joked about tragedies right after they happened, but he still had a big heart.

Weak, but big.




P.S. RIP Gilbert

NBC is contemplating a new TV series titled "Airline Tragedies."

They are putting the pilot together right now.

Its easy to say we could have avoided so many of the tragedies this year...

you know, hindsight is 2020.

Tragedies Of Boy’s Life

1. Good Girls Are Not Good Looking.
2. Good Looking Girls Are Not Good Girls.
3. Good Looking And Good Girls Are Not Single.
4. Good Looking, Good And Single Girls Have Strong Brothers And Last Most Hurting.
5. Good Looking, Good, Single Girls Without Brother Will Treat Them As Their Bro...

A man is driving along a country road and sees a sign; "$5 for talking dog, take next left."

Thinking this is some sort of joke, the man decides to check it out. So the man takes the left onto a a farm, and a farmer comes out.

F: You here about the dog?

M: Yeah, does the dog really talk?

F: Sure does, come here and I'll show ya.

The man and the farmer walk to the...

Two ships crash into each other on a densely foggy day on the ocean.

The two captains (a man and a woman) wind up in the same hospital and they fall in love. They give up their sailing careers to raise a family.

When the wife was almost ready to give birth, they decided it would be really sweet if their child chose a career that would be helpful in preventing...

The assassination of John Lennon is one of the biggest tragedies in music

Not even one of the five bullets hit Yoko Ono

What's the difference between Shakespeare and Panic At The Disco?

Shakespeare writes Tragedies not Sins.

The US government has been there for us through hard times From the great depression, the numerous market crashes, through pandemics of flu and tragedies like the loss of American lives.

I'm starting to think they're bad luck

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