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Tom Sawyer Jokes

I’m a big fan of books like “Huckleberry Finn” and “Tom Sawyer,”

I’m also a fan of songs like “Man! I feel like a woman” and “You’re still the one.” I can’t help but think that this author would write wonderfully folksy songs for this artist.

But sadly, never the Twain shall meet.

A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out.

So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time." Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?" ...

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