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Toilet Rolls Jokes

Just had a stack of toilet rolls fall on me in the supermarket

I'm ok though, just soft tissue damage

During the pandemic I saw an old lady in the supermarket searching for toilet rolls on the empty shelves. I almost broke down, thinking about the horrific nature of humanity. I reached deep into my pocket, and there I found a toilet roll.

Then I wiped away my tears and walked off.

I have a 24 pack of Aldi toilet rolls

Looking to swap for a 4 bedroom house

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why is the coronavirus causing everyone to bulk buy toilet rolls?

Because whenever someone sneezes, 10 people start shitting themselves

There's an easy trick you can use to calculate your IQ

It's 150 minus the number of toilet rolls you have at home

I went for an interview, they asked me where do I see myself in five years

Apparently, “still using the toilet rolls I stockpiled during the Coronavirus outbreak” is not the right answer

BREAKING NEWS! CORONAVIRUS!

Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case"....

Engineers take a bow!

During the development of a new jet fighter aircraft the wings on the prototypes kept snapping off where they joined the fuselage. The test-pilots who only barely survived by ejecting in time were terrified. No amount of re-design seem to solve the problem, so the aircraft company in desperation off...

I've just spotted a man

..standing on the corner of my street looking through two toilet rolls.

I have absolutely no idea what he's up to.

If only these binoculars were real.....

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