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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill

to get to the bottom. Ever since my dad heard this he cant. Stop. Telling. It. To EVERYONE.

What's four inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy?

An empty toilet paper roll.

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My friend hoarded five pallets of toilet paper rolls but ran out of money for food and medicine. Then he says “I wonder if toilet paper is edible?”...

Ass King for a friend...

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