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Tim Cook Jokes

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth payin...
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Why did Tim Cook go to the opthalmologist?

Because he had an iProblem
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Why can’t you compare millionaires Tim Cook and donald trump?

Apples and oranges.
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Last words from Steve Jobs to Tim Cook

"When things start going south, when others try to change the way we make our products, when we are perceived as not innovating anymore...
you make a stand!!!"
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Even Tim Cook would have been a better president than Donald Trump

But that is comparing apples to orange
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Why doesn't Tim Cook build his own house?

Because he refuses to install windows
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Tim Cook joked about Trump getting his name wrong. Trump claimed it was fake news. Shows a lot about their character...

But that's comparing apples and oranges
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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks
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What does Tim Cook do when he's home alone at night?

Jack off

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper
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Why do iPhone cameras look like a stove top?

Because Tim Cooks.
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People: Why does iPhone 11 camera looks like a stove?

Me: Because Tim Cook
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What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.
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1/10 would not visit here again

Went to a restaurant downtown the other day. I ask the waiter for food, he said food only comes in sets of 10 dishes each. There are three main chefs there and the restaurant is peculiar because they all want to cook only their own set. So I decide to go to the restaurant once for each chef.

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How many Apple engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Tim Cook declares darkness the standard.
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Why did apple remove headphone jack from iPhone?

Because Tim Cook prefers one hole underneath instead of two.
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