I should really think about becoming a tightrope walker
Even the bank says my balance is outstanding!
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Tightrope walkers do really dangerous things.
They put their lives on the line!
I've decided to become a tightrope walker!
I figured I should give it a try since all my credit card companies say my balance is outstanding!
Which food killed the tightrope walker?
A falafel.
How are millenials and tightrope walkers alike?
Compromise their net and they will literally die.
A man and his wife are sitting down to dinner.
A man and his wife are sitting down to dinner.
“Ringling Brothers is coming to town this week,” she said. “The poster says they have a dancing bear. I always wanted to see one of those.”
“Maybe next year,” says the man. “Work’s really busy this week.”
The next night at dinner, t...
Two tightropes are side by side.
One is made of polyester, the other nylon.
The tightrope walker makes it across the polyester rope with no trouble, but on her way back across the nylon line, the rope gives a little too much, and she falls to the net.
The polyester rope looks over in disappointment. "That was a disg...
So one time i joined a Slovakian circus...
I got in with the tightrope walkers. The coach had designed this elaborate, rigorous training program. It was a whole system of Czechs and balances.
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