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Theodore Roosevelt Jokes

What would Theodore Roosevelt be called if he was a professional bodybuilder?

Teddy Swolevelt.








Yes, I know it's awful, Just had to get it out of my head.

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Theodore Roosevelt and William McKinley were walking down Pennsylvania Avenue

Theodore Roosevelt and William McKinley were walking down Pennsylvania Avenue. As they passed the intersection with 15th street NW, they came across a man dressed as a massive phallus smoking a cigarette.

Roosevelt, being opposed to the use of tobacco products, stopped the man and said "Son, ...

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Obama Couldn't Sleep

One night President Obama couldn't sleep so he went down stairs to the kitchen to get a glass of milk and on the way he runs into Theodore Roosevelt and says ''Mr. Roosevelt, how can i make this country better?''. Theodore stands there for a second to think, and then says to Obama ''I don't know, ma...

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