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Masculinity Jokes

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I don’t think toxic masculinity really exists.

I think it’s just guys acting egotesticle.

And now…for the ultimate test of Andrew Tate’s masculinity…

Prison

What is the female equivalent of "toxic masculinity?"

PMS

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I added a few things to the old "The life of a penis is hard" joke

The life of a penis is hard

His family is nuts

He has bad hair

Everyone says he is a dick

He's constantly bodyshamed for his height and how fat he is

His masculinity is constantly being put into question

No matter what, he ALWAYS has to rise up, and go above...

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She wants me

Guy 1: That girl is so into me!

Guy 2: Wtf you talking about?! She hates you!

Guy 1: Bro, She called me a symbol of masculinity!

Guy 2: Dude, she called you a dick

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The boy with the 25 inches long penis ...

The boy with the 25 inches long penis decided that he had had way too much. He was now fed up of being the subject of constant jokes of his friends, relatives and many-a-times, complete strangers.

There was a time when he was proud of his unusually long penis, thinking of it as an indicat...

So Gillette just came out with a new Ad campaign calling out men for toxic masculinity.

I can honestly say this is the first time Ive ever seen a razor blade company cut their own wrists.

So three women are sitting in the OB/GYN

One asks, "Are you expecting a boy or a girl?"

She replies, "It's definitely going to be a boy."

The other woman asks how she is so sure and she says, "My husband was on top, so his dominant masculinity means it will be a boy."

The first woman then says, "Oh gee, I suppose I'll ...

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Eating bull's testicles - tradition in Spain

A tourist in Spain is in a restaurant near a bullfighting arena right after a bullfight.
There's a table nearby where a guy is eating a dish with two big balls in it and all around the table people are making merry.

The tourist got curious and asked the manager to explain what was going on...

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