Have you seen Mount Rushmore before it was carved?
It was unprecedented.
Trump reportedly asked to be added to Mount Rushmore
Turns out granite isn't a dense enough material to represent him
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore
What happens when you travel to mount Rushmore
You will see a literal cliff face
What makes people fall in love with Mount Rushmore?
It's the men with all the chiseled features.
What important historical fact can one learn from Mount Rushmore?
The best American Presidents were stoned.
The last of the Mount Rushmore sculptors has died.
He was a George Washington Carver.
If the United States put Trump on Mount Rushmore,
It'll be "huge".
What's a world famous, four-man rock group that doesn't sing or play instruments?
Mount Rushmore.
There were talks about adding Trumps' head to Mount Rushmore.
But they couldn't find rock that was thick enough.
We were fed lies by our education system saying that there are only four faces carved in Mount Rushmore.
How can they miss John Cena and The Rock.
If you blew up Mount Rushmore, what crime would you have committed?
Four counts of defacing a national monument.
It turns out that it really would be a good idea to add Trump's face to mount Rushmore because of geology.
It turns out the entire mountain is made of Schist.
Obama was offered to get his face carved into Mount Rushmore
But he declined. He didn't want to get ahead of himself.
Chuck Norris
They wanted to add Chuck Norris' face to Mount Rushmore, but the granite is not hard enough for his beard.
Apparently there was a Problem with a request to put Trump's Face on Mount Rushmore
It seems granite isn't a dense enough substance to accurately portray his head
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Did you guys here about what was going on at Mount Rushmore before the carvings?
Man, that shit was unpresidented.
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