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The Phantom Jokes

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I got attacked by the Phantom Masturbator

I never saw him coming.

George Lucas announced that he'd like to make several changes to The Phantom Menace.

But I say let's let Qui-gons be Qui-gons.

Pete

Pete the phantom flasher was contemplating retirement, after thinking it over he decided to stick it out for another year.

Today, I decided to go and meet my good friend Chris Pine.

We hadn't seen each other in ages, but I decided to go and catch up with him for old time's sake. We went on a stroll down the park, waiting in the ice cream line as it was a hot day. Next, we went to a theater, but the phantom of the opera was showing, and the theater line was full. Exasperated, an...

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