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The End Of Time Jokes

It is near the end of time, and Heaven is getting full...

Three friends who die approach the gate to Heaven.

God: Only those who can answer my questions correctly may enter.

All three friends begin to feel anxious.

God: Who was the first man on Earth?

Friend 1: oh that's easy, Adam.

And so the gates opened and allowed him...

I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I?

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A banjo asked a fiddle to marry him. "Don't frett," he said. "Just duet and we'll live in harmony until the end of time."

Ten months later, the fiddle started to tip the scales. Her belly was noticeably bowed and before you could say concerto, out popped a minor.

Daddy banjo went to the Hyundai dealer and traded in his old Accent for a brand new Sonata. After just a month, mama fiddle lost her key at the bar and...

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3 men are granted 3 wishes

3 men stumble upon a lamp and they rub it, and out comes a genie. The genie says

"I will grant each of you 3 wishes."

The first man thinks long and hard, and then says

"I want to have a million dollars"

The genie snaps his fingers and poof, the man now has a million dol...

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