One day, a man goes to a remote village and goes to the pub. He is completely taken with how incredible the bar is. Eventually he speaks to the barman and tells him how he has travelled the world but that this is the most beautiful bar he has ever seen. The barman says: “You like this bar, hr...
The King asked one of his advisors to find the biggest five idiots in the kingdom and bring them to him within a month.
King Bob asked his advisor Simon to look for five biggest idiots in his state and produce them in his court within a month. After a month's extensive search operations, Simon brought to the court only two people!
"But I asked for five," King Bob shouted angrily.
"Give me a chance to...
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Bob and Uncle Angus
An American named Bob discovers that he has a long-lost Irish uncle named Angus. Bob travels to Ireland to visit Uncle Angus. They are sitting on the porch of Angus's cottage that evening, looking down on the village at the base of the tall hill Angus lives on.
Bob turns to Uncle Angus and ...