Ready for Thanksgiving, steps for a great Turkey!!!
Step 1. Buy a turkey Step 2. Have a glass of wine Step 3. Stuff the turkey Step 4. Have a glass of wine Step 5. Put turkey in oven Step 6. Relax and have a glass of wine Step 7. Turk the bastey Step 8. Wine of glass another get Step 9. Hunt for meat thermometer Step 10. Gl...
This joke gets told EVERY Thanksgiving... Might as well (re)post it here. "How to cook a turkey"
"How to cook a turkey"
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Turkey Dinner Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Cup of Beer Step 6: Take 3 more whiske...
I was trying to think of a joke about Vietnam....
but then I realized people might find tet offensive.