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Teas Jokes

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A tea aficionado named “Patrick”…

A tea aficionado named Patrick moved to London to have a wide variety of teas available at his corner store. But that wasn’t enough. He soon began to use all the money he earned to travel the world to taste different styles of tea.

Obviously, he first went China many times, and backpacked to...

I just learned that some teas cause cancer

But that's a Brisk im willing to take

Client: I want a cup of tea, please.

Waiter: 2 teaspoons of sugar ?

Client: No, I want 5. Is it the same price ?

Waiter: Yes, sugar is free.

Client: OK, don't bring the tea, I want 2 lbs sugar.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal teas?

Because proper tea is theft.

Quality Assurance in Tea

My uncle was a tea tester. He had to test teas.

Why were the colonial musicians mad?

They had to pay for royal-teas

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